约翰·史密斯：好吧，我先说。(Okay . I well go first …)
简·史密斯：好吧。(Okay .)
约翰·史密斯：其实我们不需要来这里，我们已经结婚五年了。(Let me say , we do not really need to be , we have been married five years .)
简·史密斯：六年!(Six !)
约翰·史密斯：五、六年了，这对我们算是一次检查，看看引擎状况，换个油，换一两个零件。(Five , six years . And this is like a checkup for us . Um , achance to poke around the engine maybe chang the oil , replace a seal or two . Yeah . )
简·史密斯：很好。(Very well then . )
画外音：那我们就打开引擎盖吧!以十分标准来看，你们有多快乐?(Lets pop the hood . On ascale of one to 10 , how happy are you as acouple ? )
约翰·史密斯：八分?等等，十分是绝对幸福，一分是悲惨……(Eight ? Wait . Ten being perfectly happy and one being totally miserable ? Or … )
画外音：凭直觉回答就是了。可以了吗?(Just respond instinctively . Okay . Rady ? )
约翰·史密斯：嗯。(Ready . )
约翰·史密斯：八分。(Eight . )
简·史密斯：八分。(Eight . )
画外音：你们的性生活有多频繁?(How often do you have sex ? )
简·史密斯：我不明白这个问题。(I do not understand the question . )
约翰·史密斯：我也是，这也用十分标准来答?一分代表很少，还是完全没有?(Yeah ,I am lost . Is this a one-to-10 thing ? Like, is one very littie,or is one nothing? )
简·史密斯：技术上来说，零分才算没有。(Because, you know, tech-technically speaking the zero would be nothing. )
画外音：就说这个礼拜吧。(How about this week?)